tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79114642011-12-14T18:45:26.733-08:00Critter Chick Mexican BlogSEO Reviewernoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7911464.post-22500309820596325562003-11-25T06:22:00.000-08:002009-07-30T06:25:15.749-07:00Border Patrol agents on the Mexican border arrested a guy who was trying to smuggle 756 pounds of bologna into the United StatesFrom the Department of I Feel Safer AlreadyLast week, Border Patrol agents on the Mexican border arrested a guy who was trying to smuggle 756 pounds of bologna into the United States. He had arranged the bologna into the shape of a car seat, and then covered the new "seat" with blankets to avoid discovery by, among other things, the fucking Border Patrol dogs.I swear, there is just no way to makeSEO Reviewernoreply@blogger.com